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BORN AND BRED IN PITTSBURGH, PA.
HONORARY NEW YORKER,
ASPIRATIONAL PARISIAN,
SELF-PROFESSED SHAKESPEARE NERD,
THRIFT STORE JUNKIE,
DOG-OBSESSED,
POPCORN ADDICT.
YOU CAN FIND HER HIKING THE AT,
OR WORKSHOPPING A NEW PLAY,
OR KNEADING BREAD.
SHE'S COME ACROSS RATTLESNAKES,
PORCUPINES, AND A JAGUAR IN THE WILD.
NO GNOMES, THOUGH.
GO FIGURE.
IF YOU CAN TEACH HER HOW TO KNIT
OR DO A BACKFLIP ON A TRAMPOLINE,
OR YOU WANT TO MAKE A PLAY TOGETHER,
YOU SHOULD TALK.
SOME HAVE CALLED HER
"EVER ENCHANTING..."
"SIMPLY SPECTACULAR..."
"VIVACIOUS AND QUICK-WITTED..."
THAT IS VERY KIND.
SHE WOULD CALL HERSELF
"A NICE LADY WITH A THEATER PROBLEM."
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